Argentinian Man Dies During Scarecrow Sex

Authorities claim "no signs of violence," found the man lifeless next to a scarecrow.

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An Argentinian man, just 58 years young, reportedly died during a passionate bout of intercourse with his personalized scarecrow. According to local authorities, the man had provided the scarecrow with a wig, some lipstick, and a 6-inch strap-on penis before engaging in what would eventually trigger his death.

Police spokesman Rodolfo Moure said there were no signs of violence or foul play and that they were "working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow." Sadly enough, the man had been dead for quite some time and was only found by police after neighbors started to complain of an unpleasant odor coming from the residence.

According to the Irish Mirror, the man — a shepherd by day — was a smartphoneless loner who maintained a solitary existence. Investigators are currently awaiting autopsy results.


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