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So far, this season of Pretty Little Liars has been stacked with a Game of Thrones season's worth of characters, minus the thrill. It seems as though each episode has been watered down to a predictable formula that completely undermines the would-be shocking moments. Last night's installment, appropriately titled, "Gamma Zeta Die," a couple of the girls get into a catfight, A crosses off another PLL parent on her hit list, a WASP-y admissions counselor tries to get Spencer into college and Emily into his bed, and Hanna does something incredibly stupid.
But before we fall asleep at the wheel—the fact that there was no Spoby, Paily, Haleb, or Ezria tonight doesn't help either—we'll let the Twitter fans give you the specifics.
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"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 12
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In case you wondered what Ashley Marin would look like in an orange jumpsuit, imagine a balding Skeletor.
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 11
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"Beez in the trap, bee beez in the trap" —A
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 7
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Two-million dollar question: Does his character have a purpose besides pissing Aria off once a season?
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 10
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Tippy the Bird's number is discovered to be connected to a college right at the time when Spencer's mom gets her an admission's counselor to tour her other options. Without convenience, PLL would be a clusterfuck of clues.
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 9
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Emily hijacks Spencer's college counseling session, only to end up with a creepy admission's counselor who doesn't know how to spit game.
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 8
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"I have some skeletons in my closet," says Ashley Marin to her new lawyer, Veronica Hastings every person in Rosewood.
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An excerpt from The Spencer Hastings Guide to Surviving a Sorority Party.
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 5
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If you asked #Spemily shippers, the answer wouldn't be printable.
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 4
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Hanna is up to some shit.
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A church, a lodge, a country club, an antique shop, a high school, a train, a lake, an RV—the writers were running out of secret hiding places, guys.
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Hanna was either A) trying to bury the gun or B) trying to set herself up so her mom wouldn't go to jail. Which option makes Hanna look less like an idiot?
Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Episode 5 Recap 14
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On the next episode of Pretty Little Liars...
"Pretty Little Liars" Season 4, Episode 5 Recap 1
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In a nutshell.
