5. Tony Montana, Scarface (1983)
We get it, we really do. Tony Montana has more badass in one of his always-bared-teeth than you do in the entirety of your soft body. We understand that your girlfriend constantly emasculates you, but don't take out your pent-up aggressions on us with that half-assed attempt at a Cuban accent. You don't sound tough, you sound like you're lisping. Also, "Say hello to my little friend!" uttered with a speech-impediment renders the iconic line with a entirely different meaning.
No wonder your girlfriend calls you a "girly man." Leave the tough guy act to Al Pacino, and stick to the whole tail-in-between-your-legs thing you do so well.