An extremely intoxicated woman reportedly delivered an unforgettable line to police officers after being pulled over in Ohio last week.
The Smoking Gun reports that 24-year-old Jessica Sorenson was stopped in North Ridgeville, Ohio early Saturday morning after her front right tire tore "completely off the rim," resulting in "gouge marks" being left on the road. Officer Matthew Downing could tell that Sorenson was under the influence, so he asked her how much she had to drink.Her response?
"Gobble gobble turkey."
Deciding that further questioning was a waste of time and armed with all of the information he needed, Downing arrested Sorenson on drunk driving and unsafe vehicle charges.
[via The Smoking Gun]
