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Passive-aggressive notes are the best way to say: "You're pissing me off and I want to criticize you, but I'm too much of a coward to speak with you about it." People generally use their anonymity to pretend to be braver than they are. The Internet is like this, too, which might explain why these types of notes end on the web.
Feel the slow-simmering tension behind these 25 passive-aggressive notes. Perhaps the note showing up online will prompt the cathartic fight the situation demands.
But probably not.
Jesus Is Watching You
It's pretty clear where Jesus stands on Diet Coke thievery.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Brochacho?
Why does he need a dozen pints of Ben and Jerry's? Mind your own business, that's why.
[via Buzzfeed]
Hands Off
Hey, Debbie, they might be trying to tell you something—about how they don't understand grammar.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Checkmate
The upside of omniscience: you have a snappy comeback for everything.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Where's Your Christmas Spirit?
You can only hear "Jingle Bells" so many times before you snap.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Scientific Method
Where's the evidence to support your conclusion, Shawn?
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Overreaction
How do you handle a minor problem? Simple: point a shotgun at it until it goes away.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Hope You're Happy
This person will grow up to be the dorm roommate that you hate.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Swing and Miss
When you're working for tips, try not to speculate on a customer's weight.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
He Did Say "Please"
Because working in a restaurant isn't tense enough.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
Siren Call of Lean Pockets
Have you ever tried a Lean Pocket? They were doing you a favor.
[via Passive Aggressive Notes]
