April Fools' Day is over, which means we have another year before we have to look at every news story with the squinting eye of Philip J. Fry. Don't think you're safe from The Rock, though. That dude will prank you when he damn well pleases.
Last night The Rock told Jimmy Kimmel about his fondness for pranks and a gag he pulled on his agent. He called him in the middle of the night and told him a story was about to break involving him and prostitutes. "Hold on, I'm going to be calm in the pocket," his agent told him in a panic. Of course, The Rock only made his story more elaborate from there.
Today's lesson: always give The Rock the squinting eye of Philip J. Fry.
