Madonna Read "Fifty Shades of Grey," Hates It Because She Doesn't Get Enough Head

"No one eats p--- as much as the guy in that book."

Fifty Shades of Grey comes out today, which means a bunch of people you don't want to hear talking about sex are talking about sex. Someone at Billboard went and asked Madonna if she's read the book, and now we know Madonna isn't getting enough head. We have to live with that knowledge from here on out. 

"Yes, I have. It’s pulp fiction. It’s not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before. I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, “Hmm, a lot of spanking.” I also thought, 'This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.' I’m sorry, but no one eats pussy as much as the guy in that book."

Someone introduce Madonna to Drake. Drake definitely eats pussy that much. 

[via Uproxx]


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