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Especially nowadays, finding a good job can be nearly impossible. There's a constant struggle between how you present yourself to any given company and what they offer you in return. You have to make sure your resumé is flawless, with a cover letter to match no less. Some people, however, often take a slightly different approach to constructing their cover letters. Here, we've complied the funniest cover letters to ever hit the Internet. And athough these are indeed ridiculous, they may, in fact, be crazy enough to land you that dream job.
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The Microsoft Word Art Cover Letter
Finally! Someone figured out the official purpose for Microsoft Word. Contrary to popular belief, it's not for kindergarteners with poor artistic abilities, it's for drafting cover letters.
The I'm The Man Cover Letter
As explained, this cover letter can be used for just about any situation. Just be sure to remind everyone that you're humble and the rest should take care of itself.
The I Have A Plan (And It Must Be Accomplished In This Specific Order) Cover Letter
If anyone deserves a job it's a man with a plan, right? Preferably one that involves taking care of his mom, wife, kids, and just about anything else that may make you say "aww" to hire him.
The Nick Cage Photo Is Definitely Going To Get Me This Job Cover Letter
This Nicholas Cage meme should scare your future employer just enough for them to give you a job. Realistically, only crazy people would attach something so creepy.
The Straight To The Point Cover Letter
When all else fails, just don't write anything at all. Remember, it's better to stay silent and have people wonder if you're stupid, than open your mouth and prove them right.
The I'm Probably A Douche Cover Letter
When describing yourself always be sure to mention obscure talents. As seen in this case, how can you not hire a person who is ranked 80th in the world for yo-yoing? Also: This person is probably a douchebag.
The Three P's Cover Letter
One of two things is going on here. This person is either extremely creative or extremely stoned. Either way, he should be considered for a job because his imagination clearly knows no bounds.
The I Attended The Dude's Funeral To Make Sure His Position Was Open Cover Letter
Paying your respects? Ain't nobody got time for that when there's a job opening. And if sheer audacity doesn't work, just follow suite and tell your employer you caught them red-handed in a lie. That should seal the deal.
The I Have Cat-Like Reflexes Cover Letter
In retrospect this person has the right idea. When giving references, always give your own phone number. Because if you don't love yourself, who else will?
The My Favortie Color Is Toupe Because It Rhymes With Dope Cover Letter
When constructing a quality cover letter make sure to check off all the things you're awesome at. And always remember, when sending in a cover letter, don't even give the employer an opportunity to call you back. Just show up the next day, because that's how dope you are.
