Did you know that you can buy a “tattoo gun” on the Internet? Yeah, like a DIY tattoo kit for all your at-home inking needs. Even in the best of circumstances, it sounds like a bad idea.
And you know what happens when you put one of those in the hands of a drunk person? Penises. Penises happen.
That’s what went down with 17-year-old Birmingham, England native Holly Aston, whose over-imbibing led her and her friends to think it would be totally hilarious to ink an ejaculating penis on her right shoulder. And wouldn’t you know it? She kind of regrets it now.
In a twisted way, though, her drunken decision is actually being validated. Not only is she now a minor celebrity, but she’s parlayed her preposterous tattoo into an appearance on the British reality series Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and Tattoos, where she’ll get it removed for free.
Kind of diabolically brilliant, right? Well played, Holly Aston. Well played.
[via Buzzfeed]
