You can't make an action movie without the heroic star delivering snappy one-liners at the expense of some freshly killed person meat. It's law, written in blood or bullets or something. But what happens when you have several big name action stars sharing the screen, as in Sylvester Stallone's new mercenary shoot 'em up, The Expendables? (In case you live in a cave with no Internet and haven't seen, it also stars Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Terry Crews, and even Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis, who make brief cameos.) Well, then clearly everybody has to shoot off at the mouth to see who can be more sarcastic. Complex attended a recent screening of The Expendables and wrote down the funniest one-liners to see who came out on top. Check them out, then vote to determine which action star's mouth has the most firepower!
SYLVESTER STALLONE
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SYLVESTER STALLONE
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ERIC ROBERTS
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JASON STATHAM
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SYLVESTER STALLONE
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DOLPH LUNDGREN
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ERIC ROBERTS
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JASON STATHAM
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TERRY CREWS
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SYLVESTER STALLONE
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