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Billy on the Street doesn't continue its shout-and-pay antics until later this year, but host Billy Eichner was able to spin his recent Parks and Recreation goodwill into getting a special supermarket appearance from Michelle Obama and Big Bird. The FLOTUS is there to play "Ariana Grande or a Carrot" but really she's there to get yelled at about the greatness of Gene Hackman, the importance of Gwyneth Paltrow's website, and dance with Big Bird while Eichner sings an Aerosmith ballad and sidekick Elena watches. It's glorious.
After watching this, we want three things, right now: our daily helping of fruits and vegetables, the next season of Billy on the Street, and the Billy Eichner-Michelle Obama movie Come Back FLOTUS (which apparently would co-star Gwyneth Paltrow).
[Via Funny or Die]