Today on the "weird news" beat a yet unidentified man was caught jerking off in front of a Sony PlayStation console while some presumably nice people were trying to get a head start on their Christmas shopping.
The Mirror reports that the anonymous security footage was posted to Live Leak yesterday where it's been racking up page views ever since. Basically the footage shows a man in a red hat and black coat stand before a PlayStation 4, undo his belt, pull out his dick, and begin jerking off. At this point you may be wondering why, but I'm not sure that matters so much as the fact that this is a seemingly real video of a man masturbating to electronics. We may honestly never know what his motive was (and I'm kind of okay with that?).
Because you asked there's a video of this whole ordeal linked above (definitely don't watch it at work though).