If you really want to freak your family out this Thanksgiving and make dinnertime awkward (well, more awkward) there's a guy out there on Craigslist who is down to help. Who knows how real this offer is, but someone posted an ad claiming to be a felon for hire, and all it will cost you is a little turkey and a few scoops of that there broccoli casserole. 

Via Distractify:

It might be kind of messed up, but for pure entertainment value it definitely beats getting all hopped up on red wine and yams and trying to stay awake while the Lions lose again. 

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