Boy Finds Mom's Penis-Shaped Water Bottle in Dishwasher

A teen found his mom's phallic water bottle while trying to do the dishes.

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No good deed goes unpunished. A teenager tried to do the dishes, and found his mother's penis-shaped water bottle in the dishwasher. It's blue and has a conveniently located straw. The teen was understandably confused and upset. He uploaded this video to Tumblr about it.

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"What the fuck is this, mom?" he asks, before passionately throwing it. He hashtagged the video "#this is real" and "#i swear to god."

Let's take a moment to recognize the real heart of this story, though: shout out to this teenage boy for trying to do the dishes!

[via the Daily Dot]

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