No good deed goes unpunished. A teenager tried to do the dishes, and found his mother's penis-shaped water bottle in the dishwasher. It's blue and has a conveniently located straw. The teen was understandably confused and upset. He uploaded this video to Tumblr about it.
http://pyomorphic.tumblr.com/post/119943641854"What the fuck is this, mom?" he asks, before passionately throwing it. He hashtagged the video "#this is real" and "#i swear to god."
Let's take a moment to recognize the real heart of this story, though: shout out to this teenage boy for trying to do the dishes!
[via the Daily Dot]