Kendall Jenner has something very important to tell you. She's on a roadtrip, probably coming back from week two of Coachella, and like any true artist, she wants to let you know with her body. Specifically, her booty. Or at least, a booty that sort of resembles hers.
Jenner, the 19-year-old model, uploaded a photo to Instagram of a toy car balanced on a bare ass. Now, whose bare ass exactly is unclear. But this ridiculously famous teen, who has been modeling since she was 14 and has had cameras following her around since she was ten, isn't afraid of baring it all. Hence, her latest cover story and behind-the-scenes video for GQ.
So the posterior in question is probably Jenner's — but where, exactly, is she going? Is this just a very public way of announcing she's coming back home from this year's hottest party in the desert? Or is it a metaphor for something more? Could she be auctioning off said toy car for a nobler cause: charity, children, the arts? Only time will tell. In the meantime, non-profits with a proclivity for celebrity partnerships, get in touch.