Holy shit. You do not want to upset actor Dennis Quaid. In the video above, Quaid is allegedly filming an unknown movie when he goes 0 to 100 real quick on someone who walks on set while he's trying to act. He could just be playing a part (we don't have the entire story), but it seems pretty real—dude from The Rookie looks VERY ANGRY.
The audio of the video is completely NSFW. Here's a little bit of Quaid's wrath:
"Dennis...."
"Oh, don't fucking Dennis me! I'm doing my job here! I am a pro... This is horse shit! I've got these fucking zombies over here that I have to look at... I have a bunch of pussies staring at me... and this fucking baby!"
At the end of his epic rant, he storms off set adding, "BLOW ME!" No one has heard anything from Quaid or his camp yet so we don't know if the video and freak out are legitimate. In this day and age it's hard to put full faith behind a video that pops up on the internet like this—we all remember Jimmy Kimmel's "Twerking Fail Girl"—but we're kinda hoping this is legit because dude went FULL-ON American Psycho.
Speaking of... in case you haven't already heard about that time Christian Bale went ballistic:
Update 4/14/15 (10:08 a.m.): Crackle just announced that they've placed a series order on the drama, The Art of More, starring—YOU GUESSED IT—Dennis Quaid. The online network hasn't fessed up to being behind the actor's freak out, but c'mon, doesn't this seem like way too big of a coincidence?
Update 4/15/15 (1:37 p.m.): Funny or Die has claimed responsibility for the viral video. We'd say they got us, but we all kind of knew someone likely fabricated it. Still, it was well-made.
[via Uproxx]
