Hate ghosts? Love ghosts? Indifferent towards ghosts? There is no right answer. If you live with a ghost, it doesn’t care how you feel about it. It just knows that it’ll hate you for the rest of your life and then continue hating you even when you’re a ghost and you’re both hanging out in ghost bars. The only thing that you can really do is try your best to avoid living in a ghost-infested house. If you already live in one, get out of it as soon as physically possible.

Fortunately for you, I have spent every minute of my life being haunted by various ghosts. So in addition to never knowing what not being scared feels like, I have an excellent understanding of how to identify whether or not your home is haunted. In fact, here are 8 Signs Your House is Haunted by Ghosts. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Also, please help me.