Though Wiseau is completely fine with showing the world his wizened ass-cheeks in The Room's uncomfortably long sex scenes (YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE), he's disgusted by the gasses that escape them. When a crew member farted on set, he exploded, saying, "Please don't do this ridiculous stuff—it's disgusting as hell." He's also been know to refuse valet service for his silver Mercedes-Benz, solely out of fear that someone will fart on his leather seats. Seriously.