If we can’t trust Charlie Sheen to teach us what true love is, who can we trust?
That’s the question America has to be asking itself right now as Sheen broke the news via a statement to E! that he will no longer be marrying adult film star Brett Rossi. The two were scheduled to walk down the aisle this November, but apparently would now prefer to spend eternity with literally anyone else.
“Scotty and I had a great year together as we traveled the world and crossed a lot of things off our bucket list,” Sheen’s statement said. “She's a terrific gal—but we've mutually decided to go our separate ways and not spend the rest of our lives together. I've decided that my children deserve my focus more than a relationship does right now. I still have a tremendous fondness for Scotty and I wish her all the best.”
The pair began dating last November, and got engaged on Valentine’s Day this year. As the photo above indicates, Sheen even rocked a man-gagement ring to celebrate the occasion. Is that not the truest sign of love? Instead, he will now have to get to work finding a new “gal” (who even says that these days? Classic Sheen) for his fourth marriage.
At least now he'll have plenty of time for more late night Taco Bell runs...