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Some have speculated that giant cell phones are the new sports cars of penis compensation.

OK, nobody has speculated that, but lets pretend.

And if that was true, Samsung might be smart to adopt this parody ad campaign that showed up on Conan O'Brien's late night show this week, which makes a dick joke out of the new iPhone 6 Plus's supposed tendency to bend when kept in a tight pair of skinny jeans. 

And just for fun, let's point out that the Galaxy is actually bigger than 75 percent of human penises.

[Via Daily Dot]