Need a reason not to run from the cops? If you do, someone's grandma (who's spry and moves like a healthy Clay Matthews) might hit-stick you.
The Associated Press reports that Becky Powell was riding with her husband in Richland, Wash. last week when she noticed a man fleeing police on foot. The 40-year-old mother of five and grandmother of three instructed her husband to speed up their vehicle so she could assist Richland Police Capt. Mike Cobb in apprehending the man.
According to the Tri-City Herald, Powell said the man's weak stiff-arm was no match for her brute strength, as she took him down like Brian Urlacher in his prime. "He stiff-armed me and I just wrapped him up and threw him on the ground," she explained. To add to his humiliation, she pulled down his pants and underwear in the process, literally leaving him assed out.
Like any good defender with a certain zeal for making a big stop, Powell taunted the man. "I whispered in his ear, 'How does it feel to be taken down by a mother of five and a grandmother of three?'"
Shit-talking at its finest.
[via The Associated Press and Tri-City Herald]
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