Gone is the classic line of “heroes in a half shell, turtle power.” In is Wiz Khalifa rapping “get shell-shocked” and the gang dancing spastically in an elevator:
In case you didn’t know already, these are not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles you grew up with. These are Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles, the ones who pal around with Megan Fox and go snowboarding.
Whether these new turtles reinvigorate the franchise or complete murder it is up for debate. With the movie slated to be released on August 8, we’ll know either way soon enough.