Jessica Simpson - who by the way is still alive and still hot - married the father of her two kids, former San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson, Saturday at the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California.
Simpson has been engaged to the former NFL player since 2010.
Among the couple's reported guests: Simpson's sister Ashlee, Jessica Alba and Topher Grace. The couple's son and daughter served as ring bearer and flower girl.
Unless you're some kind of glutton for punishment who re-watches 2005's Dukes of Hazzard on DVD or something, you may not have seen Simpson in a while. Her last major movie role was in 2008, and her last acting credit was as herself in a 2010 episode of Entourage (though in her defense, she has been pregnant for pretty much that entire time).
If you check out her Instagram page, you'll see that her role as a spokesperson for Weight Watchers appears to be working for her. In March she announced there she'd reached her weight loss goal of losing nearly 70 pounds.
[Via Huffington Post}