Thanks to a convenient morning power outage, the New York City subway experienced delays this morning. On every line.
According to Gothamist, Con Edison lost "two high tension power feeders," resulting in a city-wide power outage. Luckily, service was restored just before 9:45 a.m., and everything is just about back to normal now.
However, it is still hot as hell in New York today, so anticipate a sweltering commute home. You've only fought half the battle.
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