"Four Loko was banned for a reason," Jen tells me as she launches into stories about her first job at that douchey frat boy cantina. "I always tell people that it was the kind of place where you could drink eighteen vodka Red Bulls and pass out on the bathroom floor. That was literally part of my job at this place. I had to check the bathroom at the end of the night and wake up girls who passed out on the bathroom floor." She shook her head at the thought of the memories and added, "I'm pretty sure to buy those drinks, you're required to have a shitty tattoo."