Dating a sober person is a wonderful thing. Unlike most of us perpetually hungover assholes, sober people have a particularly positive outlook on life—one that doesn't involve multiple shots and day drinking. A lot of people question whether or not it's possible to enjoy life without the juice. Those same people probably question whether or not it's cool to live in their parents' basement. The point is, having a sober partner has many benefits on a non-sober person's life. Find out how you too can become a better drunk idiot by dating someone who is wise enough to stay on the wagon.

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