Attention, fisherman: The mysterious lump in your fish might be a sex toy.
Bjørn Frilund of western Norway was gutting a cod he recently caught when he noticed something lodged inside of it. After originally assuming it was a semi-digested herrings, Frilund quickly learned that it was, in fact, a decent-sized vibrator.
This was a first for Frilund. "It was totally unexpected. I had never seen anything like this before," he admitted to the Local. Frilund believes that the orange instrument of pleasure resembled what the fish normally devours, thus confusing it. "The dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multi-coloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it."
He also conjectured that "a frustrated woman" may have hurled it from a cruise ship. Wouldn't the woman be more inclined to throw her husband overboard and retain the device, especially if she doesn't even have a significant other?
It's a strange occurrence, and, as Frilund said, "the chances of winning the lottery are probably greater" than finding a sex toy inside of a fish.