The head of security at Concordia University in Chicago was terminated and arrested for masturbating in a co-worker's office and ejaculating into her  shoe. 

The Chicago Tribune reports that 38-year-old Timothy Margis was arrested on Feb. 12 after a fellow employee told authorities she saw him buttoning his pants and fixing his belt after leaving her office two days prior. She then found semen in her shoe, River Park Police Department Deputy Chief James O'Shea said. 

Margis owned up to the vile act during questioning. He was immediately suspended by the university and banned from campus, then fired the following morning. He's been charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct.

[via The Chicago Tribune]