Rob Ford is a complete lunatic. You know this. I know this. But it's very possible Rob Ford doesn't know this. Why else would he be running for re-election post his crack-smoking, vagina-devouring escapes?

Despite the trouble Toronto's vice-laden former mayor routinely finds himself in, there may still be hope for him. All he needs is a clever campaign slogan that spins his political tragedy comedy into triumph. Well, probably not, but if a turn-of-phrase could be his saving grace, these are the ones that would do the trick. Peep the campaign slogans that might actually get Rob Ford re-elected.

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