Douchieness level: Wearing an Ed Hardy shirt to your friend's wedding.

Honestly, Ramsay should be commended for his incredible command of the English language. Top insult moments from the Brit include "panini head," "bison's penis," and "toilet brush." Clearly, Ramsay's imagination runs wild and free when it comes to destroying the self-esteem of fragile aspiring cooks, but even he favors the classic on occasion. So, yeah, he called a dude "dickface." Of course when the chef mentions that dickface isn't actually his name, Ramsay decides donkey is a good replacement. What a guy.