Yesterday, someone did what Emma Roberts could not: Cut the cronut line at Dominique Ansel Bakery. If you're in need of evidence that "celebrity" means nothing in 2013, look no further.
According to Gothamist, a man who claimed to be a police officer cut the line, then refused to return his cronuts, even after he had been refunded for them. Once again, they don't play that "cutting the line" shit over at Dominique Ansel Bakery. A rep for the store detailed the situation to DNAinfo:
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Another rep provided Gothamist with a more humorous account:
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According to DNAinfo, no arrests have been made. In the long run, the only real loser here is Emma Roberts, who eventually got her cronut thanks to Jimmy Fallon.