To you, the word diet means downgrading from the super size option to a large. A slice of pizza serves as your food pyramid. You double-fist soda and your heartbeat picks up at the faint sound of bacon sizzling in the distance. You are a man, and you are a carnivore. Burgers for breakfast and all-sugar-everything for dessert; the word diet is just death with a typo at the end. Who dares to tell you to say no to food? Uh, we do. And, after reading this, your girlfriend (and anyone that might find their way into your bed) might chime in, too.

Eating whatever you want is a luxury reserved for adolescents, not for the sexually active twentysomething. We found 25 foods that are demolishing your sex drive that might make you contemplate an overhaul of your diet. Prep accordingly.

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