Not all selfies prominently feature one's face. One of the most common types of selfie is this ridiculous variety of point-of-view shot. Here's the thing: while we're grinding away at our jobs, freezing our asses off as fall turns to winter, we don't want to see your beach vacation photos. We definitely don't want to see pics featuring your nasty ass feet. If you are travelling to some exotic locale or you are in the presence of natural beauty, that's one thing. But, if you're chugging a twelve pack of Shiner oceanfront at Myrtle Beach, you don't have to tell the world about it. Maybe, just maybe, we can accept this type of selfie if you are trailblazing through the back country of Yosemite or staying in a hostel in Prague. If you are accompanying your little cousin to Ocean City for senior week, keep your phone in the hotel.