As any Eastbound fan knows, Kenny Powers "fucking hates computers." So with the rising of the Phoenix, as Powers puts it, maybe there can be a newfound interest in technology, since Twitter would benefit from the random ramblings of The Man with the Golden Dick in 140-character morsels. Maybe then, Powers could eclipse what Jose Canseco has done with the micro blogging site.

From spewing horribly misspelled vitriol towards anyone and everyone. to just saying whatever the hell is one his mind, Canseco has managed to stay in the public spotlight after his retirment, while also pissing off plenty of people in the process. But hey, sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad, right?