How you'll get busted: Requiring medical attention after a botched kick through a windshield
Penalty: Arrest, 36 stitches, and a humiliating video clip on WorldStar

Forget jerseys and foam fingers. If you want to show true love for your team, loot unguarded bowls of macaroni salad during an intense episode of civil unrest. Sure, you'll probably get maced by an ex-Marine in riot gear, but blinding pain never tasted so good.