Since there's always someone acting a damn fool online, we introduce Hella Bandwidth: The Week in Internet Foolishness, which highlights 10 instances where people troll humanity on Al Gore's World Wide Web. This week features pranks, beef, potential future serial killers, long suspected crazy rappers lashing out, self-centered pricks, attention whores, and your classic jerks. This is the part where I'm supposed to encourage everyone to do better in light of the examples listed. But I can't 'cause y'all won't, so who am I kidding? With that mind, see you next week.

Michael Arceneaux is a Houston-bred, Howard-educated writer. For more funny, visit The Cynical Ones.