Real world zombie equivalent: DMV eployee during the Holiday office party

Being a government employee seems taxing. All that standing around and telling people they're in the wrong line, I'm parched just thinking about it. The one time of the year the universally reviled employees of the DMV get to cut loose is during the Holiday party.

Give Mitch all the eggnog he can guzzle so he can tell you about that time he failed that woman on her eye exam for no reason other than he just wanted to feel something.