Your coffee isn't that serious.

A Florida couple has been accused of assaulting a Dunkin' Donuts worker with a loaded Taurus Slim 9mm handgun because he gave them the wrong coffee. On Tuesday afternoon, 27-year-old Jeffrey Wright and his wife, 22-year-old Alexis Longo, ordered vanilla-flavored coffee from the Lauderhill, Fla. location. Rajay Hall gave them the wrong caramel coffee instead, triggering an altercation between he and Wright that led to Wright striking Hall several times with the weapon.

According to Lauderhill PD spokesman Lt. Mike Butkus, witnesses reported hearing Longo telling her husband to shoot Hall. Wright is a security guard, so he has a permit to carry his weapon if it's concealed. He and Longo were arrested; Wright was charged aggravated battery, while Longo was charged with simple battery. 

[via Gawker and The Smoking Gun]