Screenwriter: Tom Six
Plot synopsis: A pair of vacating coeds unwillingly become two-thirds of a mad German doctor's ass-to-face, three-person experiment.

In writer-director Tom Six's defense, at least he came up with a truly original concept, which is a rarity in the horror genre. Sometimes, though, creativity begets illogical overdosage, and The Human Centipede, as audacious as it is, is too unintentionally funny to ever be the least bit scary.