Anyone interested in this $2,000 loft on the Upper West Side got a surprise when they examined the listing. Pictures of the 5,000-square-foot property were accompanied by one of an erect penis. That's right, high ceilings, a renovated bathroom and a Johnson that really makes the unit feel like a home. Speaking of Johnson, that's actually the broker's name—Alvino Johnson.

Johnson said he had no involvement in the penis (which he also said isn't his) making its way to the Internet, but regardless, it's probably wise to be more mindful of your uploads.

[via Gothamist]