Address: 760 Ocean Dr.

It's undecided if this establishment is more parts douche or ratchet, but either way—HASHTAG OH LORD. Wet Willies is less a "bar" and more a stripped-down 7-Eleven that serves alcoholic slushies. It only turns into a bar when patrons too sloppy to leave decide to take it to the dance floor. And by "dance floor," we mean a barren room that's ideal for the vomiting that will soon follow. For douchery's sake, there's a sign above the entrance that reads "NO SUNGLASSES PAST 8 PM," which, unfortunately, goes unenforced. And, Wet Willies? Really? Everyone knows only douches give wet willies. Except Delonte West. He's not a douche.