We would love it if Rockstar Games, or some diligent modders, actually created a Grand Theft Auto where your missions would include tutoring inner city/at risk youth and community outreach.

The Onion, brilliant as always, has outlined exactly how a game like that might be played. 

“We’ve developed a deep and immersive gaming experience wherein players will be able to go on a diverse array of missions, from coaching high school students in math to working closely with a series of nonprofit groups with a focus on aiding disadvantaged neighborhoods."

Read the rest of the fake news story here and think about how a GTA V like this would play out if it were released in September.

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