Played by: Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor

Oliver Wendell Douglas moves to the country with his Manhattan-loving socialite wife, who also happens to be gorgeous and Hungarian. The world they live in is an absurd pageant of shysters, hayseeds, and Arnold, the pig that thinks he's people. Why exactly the couple doesn't run screaming back to the city is a mystery, but Oliver is no dummy—if you're going to be stuck in the sticks with just one person who kinda understands you, Eva Gabor's Lisa Douglas is the way to go.