The best way to resolve a public spat with your significant other is to take the high road. One man took it back to first grade, constructing a fortress of menus to hide from his girlfriend following an argument. This unforgettable moment was captured by Adam Howell, who then tweeted it out, setting off a viral chain reaction.

Howell says a waitress ended the man's battle strategy by taking his menus away, which prompted he and his girlfriend to sulk into their phones for the remainder of the meal. Worst. Date. Ever. There's nothing more depressing then watching two people on a date ignore each other while completely engaged with their smartphones. 

Some people never grow up.

[via Gawker]