Portrayed by: Marlon Brando

Even Marlon Brando said his role as an Okinawan translator in this film was “horrible” and “miscast”—something that’s especially true when you consider the fact that, not only did he have to go through hours of makeup daily to appear even remotely Asian, but his character barely did any translating in the film. Because Brando didn't speak the language. And when he (or anyone else) did, they spoke Japanese instead of the actual Okinawan dialect that residents would have spoken in the rural village where the film was set.