Mass Effect 3

Contents: N7 patch for your jacket, mass-produced lithograph, in-game perks, and an art book

The Mass Effect series has been one of the definitive franchises of this generation and to close it out in style, EA and BioWare thought this paltry offering would be enough to satisfy fans who had literally put hundreds of hours into the game by this point. Finding out that the best swag they had to offer was a cloth patch for you to sew onto your clothing was like finding out that a plastic spider-ring was the best thing you could buy with all your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese after hours of playing their games.