Worst Show: Live Big with Ali Vincent

If living well involves following around the winner of the first season of The Biggest Loser or watching a show about peoples' family recipes, as the Live Well Network would have you believe, let's stick to debauching our bodies on alcohol, drugs, and fast food.

Also, there seems to be something inherently paradoxical about this network, as the first step to living well can't be to plop down on the couch for some third-rate cable programming.