Maker: General Mills
Peak Popularity: Mid-1980s
Watch a classic commercial here

If you don't know remember Squeezits, there are probably other things from your childhood you've repressed that you need to look into. The fluorescent-colored liquid in soft plastic bottles were the literal and figurative bright spot of the school lunch bag, despite the messy tag line. "Squeeze the fun out of it?" To experience the "mystery flavor?" Nah. We're good.