The first Scary Movie will always be the series’ best, and it’s because of scenes like this one that it has become so memorable. When Bobby (Jon Abrahams) and Cindy (Anna Faris) go into his bedroom for a little late-night coitus, things go real bad, real fast. As Bobby prepares to blow his proverbial load, he erupts with an explosion of sticky DNA that makes Mount Vesuvius look like a grammar school water fountain.

The result leaves Cindy plastered to the ceiling and Bobby emptied out almost into a skeletal husk. If it’s any consolation, though, it certainly seemed like they had a good time while it lasted. In Scary Movie 2, Faris is involved in a similar scene in a freezer that gave a new meaning to the word “creamsicle.” The poor girl just can’t catch a break.