What you need: Oakley Thump 2, $150

Risk level: Low (if you're able to wear 'em), otherwise High

We’ve never been able to rock sunglasses during an exam, but if you can find a way, you’re golden. Maybe you can get a fake doctor’s note saying your have some sort of eye condition. Anyway, if you do get to wear shades in class, you should wear the Oakley Thump 2. The Lil Jon-endorsed eyewear has a built-in MP3 player with 512mb of storage that will allow you to upload your pre-recorded audio notes and listen during your test. You will look like a complete jackass, but if you can pull it off, it’s completely worth the sartorial sacrifice.